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November 9th, 2008

bernardelli: (Freak Out ☀ Don't even know)
bernardelli: (Freak Out ☀ Don't even know)

1ST REPORT: [Accidental Voice Transmission]

bernardelli: (Freak Out ☀ Don't even know)
[There's a long, sharp scream of dismay heard.]

Oh god, what the hell is this? What's going on? When did I go to a geoplant?! This wasn't the city I fell asleep in! What the hell is this?!

Okay, okay, calm down. There's got to be.. some.. logical explanation for this! There has to be! Ahaha.. I have to be sleeping. That's it. I'm dreaming. This is a nightmare! That's it, that's it. I'll just.. wake up and I'll be right back in my bed.

[SMACK.]

W.. alright, one more time! Come on, come on!

[SMACK.]

.... IIYYYAAAAA!! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! DAMN IT!

[The smacking sound, shouts and cursing continues for several minutes of time.]

.. Oh God, oh God, how did I get into this mess? He's not even HERE and I get into insane messes because of him! Is this some kind of parting gift?! This is a horrible present, damn it, Vash! No wonder you never get any women! I probably shouldn't say things like that but DAMN IT, I know this is his fault!

VASH THE STAMPEDE, WHEREVER YOU ARE, YOU GET BACK HERE AND YOU FIX THIS! YOU FIX THIS NOW.

Besides... I don't want to be gone when you come back. Damn it, Vash.

Wait.. wait... Milly? Hey, Milly? Where are you? Don't tell me I got dragged here alone!

............. IIIYYYYYAAAAA! WHAT IS THIS PLAAAACEE?!